Bear this in mind whenever you think you can change someone!

• If we ask what's wrong and you say 'nothing,' we will act like nothing's wrong.
  We know you're lying, but it's just not worth the hassle.
• Yes, No and Hmmmm are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
• If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.
• If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
• Weekend = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
• Shopping is not a sport, and no, we're never going to think of it that way.
• When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
• You have enough clothes. You have too many shoes.
• Ask for what you want. Let's be clear on this one: Subtle hints don't work. Strong hints don't work. Really obvious hints don't work. Just say it!
• No, we don't know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on the calendar
• Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
• Anything we said 3 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
• You can either tell us to do something OR tell us how to do something but not both.
• Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials and not during "The Big Match".
• ALL men see in only 16 colours. Peach is a fruit, not a colour.
• Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.