THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female: Any part under a car s hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a womans bra.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female: Fully opening up one s self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a cup.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female: The open sharing of feelings with one s partner.
Male: Scratching out a note before taking off for a weekend.

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with your girlfriend.

ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes.